Creepypasta Fanboys.EXE

I was nine years old. I loved creepypasta so much. I <3 it so much I married Jeff, probably cuz he liked to go to sleep *wink wink* Until I got jump scared on his game I created a forum on reddiet and got da messages your about to see:
Kidcooly 2 hours ago, OMG CREEPYPASTA SUX A BIG HOOBA DOOBA AND SKIBBITY BOOBA
JohnCenaIsBae 2 hours ago, OMG THEIZ NUB ISS SO STOOPED
JackSkelton 2 hours ago, Slendy shuld kill yoo!
SlendyTheKiller101 2 hours ago, I'm telling Jeff, yor WEIFFF!
Kidcooly 1 hour ago, NUUUU PLZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUU
JeffKillerREAL 1 hour ago, So, WHAT IS DIS?!?!??!
JackSkelton 1 hour ago, OH SNAEP UR DED BRO
JeffKillerREAL 1 hour ago, INEEEDIBLY
JBLuvar<3<3 1 hour ago, HAHA your so fake
JeffKillerREAL 1 hour ago, I'll kill you in 1 hour Luver of JB
Kidcooly 1 hour ago, *Weep Weep Sob Sob*
JeffKillerREAL 50 mins ago, On my way 2 your house BEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOTCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH
JohnCenaIsBae 47 mins ago, REKT LITTLE KID
Kidcooly 43 mins ago, Pewdiepie is the worst thing ever to live.
*300 comments of fanboys protecting pewds l8r*
JBLuvar<3<3 23 mins ago, Guys, someones in my houGO TO SLEEP
Kidcooly 19 mins ago, JB NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
JeffKillerREAL 10 mins ago, Your next kid!
Kidcooly 1 min ago, You comin anytime sooGO TO SLEEP
JeffKillerREAL 1 sec ago, time to take a selfie next to his corpse :DDDD